Wordgag ツ

Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Commentary:
"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Commentary:
Well, who knew putting on shoes could sound so scandalous? 👠🙉 Maybe next time, add some background music to your shoe-tying routine – might distract the eavesdroppers! 🎶😂 #ShoeFetishGoneWrong
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Commentary:
"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Commentary:
"Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Commentary:
"Who knew the power of parental threats could extend beyond their own walls and inspire random acts of cleanliness 😅🧹 Looks like the fear of an angry mom or dad transcends neighborhood boundaries! #CleanRoomRevolution"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nap instead of snacks' move! 🛏️😂 Who needs food when you can dream of a feast instead, right? 🍔💭 #SleepingThroughTheHunger"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Commentary:
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! 🎉 Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. 🍝💑 Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 #MomKnowsBest