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Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Spotted on Discord:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Just landed via Twitch:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Just landed via Discord:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Spotted on WeChat:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Funny giggle quotes are the perfect way to brighten your day and spark uncontrollable laughter 😂✨ Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or want to share some joy with friends, these witty gems will have you snorting and smiling in no time 🤣💬 Ready to giggle your worries away? Let the fun begin! 🎉😄

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Share →: I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Revving up for a giggle-fueled adventure into the land of crazy! 🚗💨🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Seen just now on Discord:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Just landed via Threads:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Just landed via X:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Trending via Messenger:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Live now on Snapchat:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Spotted on Discord:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Trending via Reddit:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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