51 Funny girlfriend quotes

• I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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  2 months ago

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• Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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  2 months ago

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• Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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  2 months ago

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• My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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  3 months ago

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• Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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  3 months ago

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• Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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  3 months ago

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• Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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  3 months ago

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• Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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  3 months ago

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• I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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  3 months ago

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• Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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  3 months ago

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