Funny ham quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to be a regular, non-spiraling human! 🌀 Dream big, swirl around, and embrace your inner ham! 🐷🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

  Commentary:
  "Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! 🥪 Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? 🤔😂 #SandwichTalksOnly

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