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Someone from 🇾🇹 has shared:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from đŸ‡šđŸ‡« has viewed:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from đŸ‡¶đŸ‡Š has bookmarked:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇾🇩 has bookmarked:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Someone from đŸ‡»đŸ‡ł has bookmarked:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Someone from 🇾🇿 has shared:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Someone from đŸ‡Č🇭 has viewed:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Someone from 🇿🇩 has shared:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from đŸ‡»đŸ‡ł has bookmarked:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Freshly posted on X:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Just shared via Discord:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Going viral on Discord:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Trending via Slack:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

93 shares on Slack this month:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

12 shares on TikTok this month:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

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Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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Someone from đŸ‡ș🇿 has bookmarked:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Someone from đŸ‡ș🇬 has copied:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡ș has shared:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Someone from 🇾đŸ‡č has copied:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡Č has shared:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Someone from đŸ‡ČđŸ‡· has copied:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from đŸ‡±đŸ‡č has copied:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Someone from đŸ‡žđŸ‡± has copied:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇩đŸ‡Č has shared:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇾🇬 has shared:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Social Media Log đŸ’«

Making waves on Twitch:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Live now on X:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Just shared via Twitch:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Going viral on X:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Shared recently on Twitch:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Making waves on X:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Live now on Snapchat:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Just shared via Threads:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Shared recently on X:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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