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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Just landed via Discord:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Making waves on YouTube:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Just shared via Facebook:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Trending via Threads:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Freshly posted on X:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Just shared via Threads:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Seen just now on Facebook:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Making waves on Threads:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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