Commentary:
"Who needs shots when you can have nap shots, am I right? 🍸💤 Age is just a number, but a good nap is pure happiness! 😄💤"
82 Funny happy quotes
Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?
Commentary:
"Oh, so now we're setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 🤭 Let's all aspire to be 'normal' gossipers, shall we? 😆 #FriendshipGoals"
Happy new fear!
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' 🤣. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear"
Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.
Commentary:
"Whoever said medication couldn't be fun clearly hasn't seen me in action – humming, dancing, and organizing pills like a pro! 💊💃 Embrace the nutty side, it's the happiest one! 😜 #PillPoppingDiva"
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
Commentary:
"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"
Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?
Commentary:
In bed inception: going to bed while in bed 😴🤣🛌
All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.
Commentary:
Ah, the 90s—when our biggest worry was running out of both and our USB was just a three-letter acronym! 🎶🚬😂
Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.
Commentary:
Who knew job hunting was like dating, but with references? 😂📞🥸
August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
Commentary:
Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?
I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.
Commentary:
Oops, my birthday memory is like a sieve—but don't worry, I still like you 364 days a year! 🎉🤔😂