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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Just shared via Instagram:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Trending via TikTok:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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