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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Going viral on Twitch:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

1 month ago

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

1 month ago

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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63 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

70 shares on Slack this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

80 shares on Threads this month:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

49 shares on X this month:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

29 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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Live now on Facebook:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Breaking via Messenger:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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