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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Live now on LinkedIn:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Spotted on Twitch:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇷 has copied:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ŧ has viewed:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ī has downloaded:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has copied:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Ŋ has copied:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡ē has copied:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇷🇚 has viewed:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Just landed via X:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Shared recently on Slack:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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