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Funny indifference quotes

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

2 months ago

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

2 months ago

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

3 months ago

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

3 months ago