Funny indifference quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

  Commentary:
  Growing up means starring in your own reality show where even the cat is an uninterested audience! 🙀🎬🍿

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that 😂👍

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I would prefer not to.

  Commentary:
  "When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" 😴☕✨

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

  Commentary:
  "When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. 🐱🙀💬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet sound of indifference – a symphony of apathy playing in the background of life's drama. Turn up the volume, my friend, for the world is your stage and you are the lead in the hit production of "I Couldn't Care Less: The Musical."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

  Commentary:
  "Good news! Your secret is as safe with me as a chocolate bar in a room full of toddlers 🍫🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, I have zero interest in your scandalous tales!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

  Commentary:
  "Batman's like: 'Daytime crime? That's Bruce Wayne's problem!' 🦇😂 It seems he's more of a night owl when it comes to fighting baddies. Maybe he needs some more caffeine to tackle daytime villains!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

  Commentary:
  Well, if that's not the performance of a lifetime, then I don't know what is! 🎭😏 Who needs an Oscar when you can effortlessly give off the "couldn't care less" vibe without even trying? Keep doing you, drama queen! 💁‍♂️🤷‍♀️

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