15 Funny indifference quotes

Funny indifference quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of not caring 😎🙃 Whether you’re dodging drama or just perfecting your chill vibes, these witty lines will have you laughing and shrugging at life’s little annoyances 🤷‍♂️😂 Ready to embrace the ultimate cool combo of humor and nonchalance? Let’s dive into some laugh-out-loud moments where indifference steals the spotlight! 🎉😜

Not my room, not my elephant.

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Why worry about cleaning when your elephant's already mastered the art of chaos! 🐘😂🧹

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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Feeling like a broken printer—out of paper but still pushing buttons 😂🖨️

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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I’m over here napping while you’re holding a grudge 💤😴😂

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, j…

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When life gives you lemons, just pretend they're limes and make a margarita—no one will notice! 🍋🍹😎

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup r…

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Trying to soup-er charge my cooking skills while people out there are stewing over nothing! 🍲😂🍜

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymo…

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Just joined the "zero cares" club, where every day's a holiday and the dress code is PJs! 😂🎉🛋️

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show…

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Growing up means starring in your own reality show where even the cat is an uninterested audience! 🙀🎬🍿

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re…

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Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that 😂👍

I would prefer not to.

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"When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" 😴☕✨

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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"When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"