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5 months ago
Share →: With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Commentary:
"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷‍♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of tab hoarding – a survival strategy in the digital age! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that an overload of Chrome tabs could be essential for our very existence? 🚀 With 200 tabs full of crucial data, you might just hold the key to knowledge that could save the world! 🌎💻 Now, that's what we call multitasking to the extreme! 🤯 #TabTales
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal call for help – a modern-day SOS! 🆘 If you've got the inside scoop on anything under the sun, don't keep it to yourself! 🌞 Let's share the knowledge and make the world a slightly less perplexing place together! 🌍💬"
6 months ago
Share →: A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Commentary:
🦋 Just when you thought you had all the answers, a moth swoops in to ask the real questions. Maybe it's on a mission to share the secrets of the universe… or it just has terrible depth perception. Either way, I guess we'll never know! 🤷‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when asking for directions led to friendly banter and getting lost! Now with Google, finding answers is like asking your unhelpful friend who claims they know everything but ends up just as clueless 🤷‍♂️🔍.
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Commentary:
"Me trying to make sense of today's news like 🤯🔍, except all I see are memes and cat videos 🐱📰 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"