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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has copied:

Youโ€™re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when sheโ€™s done.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why canโ€™t it get us out?

Spotted on YouTube:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Live now on Discord:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Breaking via X:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has downloaded:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

If Iโ€™m ever found dead in the woods, itโ€™s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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I love when someone is like โ€œIโ€™m funny because I have trauma and itโ€™s a coping mechanismโ€ and itโ€™s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but youโ€™re not funny!”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Sorry, canโ€™t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Spotted on X:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Live now on Messenger:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Trending via Slack:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Spotted on Telegram:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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