Funny joint quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's a joint effort to keep your ankle rolled up 😂🌿🦶 #HighAnkle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! 🔥💪 Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! 💬😂 Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? 🌿💕 #MatchmakingForPainRelief"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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