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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Seen just now on Telegram:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Going viral on Reddit:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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Funny joint quotes

Funny joint quotes add a playful twist to the world of marijuana culture. 🌿😄 From witty remarks about rolling and smoking to humorous observations on the high life, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of enjoying a joint. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in cannabis culture! 😂🍃

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6 months ago
Share →: Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's a joint effort to keep your ankle rolled up 😂🌿🦶 #HighAnkle"
6 months ago
Share →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Commentary:
"Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! 🔥💪 Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! 💬😂 Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? 🌿💕 #MatchmakingForPainRelief"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Commentary:
Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Commentary:
"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Reported on Reddit:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Shared recently on X:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Just shared via WeChat:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Freshly posted on Slack:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Trending via Threads:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Just landed via Messenger:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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