32 Funny jokes quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

  Commentary:
  Oh, poor GUY! Maybe his parents took the easy way out when it came to naming him 😄🤷‍♂️ Well, at least he's not named "Sue" like in that Johnny Cash song! #BlameTheParents 😂🙈

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮‍♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

  Commentary:
  "Why rush through a meal when you can savor each slow and slimy bite? 🐌🍔 The French have truly mastered the art of taking it slow, even when it comes to their food choices! 🇫🇷😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the pun-tastic potential of blending family dynamics with fancy French phrases! 😄🇫🇷 It's certainly a faux pas not to appreciate the humor in our everyday relationships. Step aside, stepdad, here comes the faux pas with all its accidental charm! 😉 #DadJokeGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

  Commentary:
  How about Kate and DupliKate for your dynamic duo! 👯‍♀️ Double the trouble, double the fun! Just be sure to keep an eye out for any case of mistaken identity 😉👯‍♀️ #TwinningAndWinning

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of a machine designed to avoid calls instead of answering them! 📵😆 Maybe they should rename it the 'Avoidinator 3000' for transparency's sake! 🤖📞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it was a ZOOM-out moment for your jokes! 😅 Who knew virtual laughter had such a high latency! 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming though, maybe next time the Wi-Fi signal of humor will be stronger! 📡😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

  Commentary:
  It's like they've mastered the art of anti-humor! 👀 Knock knock. Who's there? You should definitely answer, because they've been knocking for what feels like eternity! 🚪😂 But hey, at least they're persistent in spreading the word, even if the punchline falls flat! 🤣

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