168 Funny kids quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

  Commentary:
  👧👦 "My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. 🦖 Yep, forget about ghosts and goblins, the real horror show is bedtime with these pint-sized tyrants! 😂👻 #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they wanted a taste of the great outdoors but ended up with a front-row seat to a survival thriller instead! 🏕️🐻😅 Let's hope they don't get any ideas about bear encounters during their next camping trip!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

  Commentary:
  "Being a parent: where you trade self-criticism for endless judging from tiny humans who somehow still have no concept of personal space 🤪👶 #ParentingStruggles #NoPersonalBubble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

  Commentary:
  "Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they're not redecorating your living room with crayons, it's all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your family vacation was more of a “tanic” experience than a Titanic one! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like your kids were the real-life drama queens and kings on this trip. Next time, maybe pack some extra patience and earplugs! 😉🌴

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

  Commentary:
  "Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern way to stargaze 🌌📱! Who needs constellations when you have YouTube, right? 🌟📺 #TechSavvyKids #StarryScreenTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

  Commentary:
  "Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

  Commentary:
  🎶 Sounds like your kids have taken over as the DJs at home! 🎧 Maybe it's time to trade in your "Parent DJ" badge for a "Music Volume Supervisor" one! 🔊 Embrace the new hierarchy – rock on, little ones! 🤘

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