Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"
64 Funny kind quotes
I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"
An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.
Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"
I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.
Commentary:
"Turning adulting into a spectator sport like 🍿… Just here for the entertainment, not the responsibility 😅🤷♂️ #AdultingAtAMinimum"
I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
Commentary:
"Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"
Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.
Commentary:
"Remember folks, kindness pays off! 🌟 You never know when your good deed might lead to a VIP dip in a jacuzzi! 💦 So, spread those good vibes and keep your eyes peeled for the next potential jacuzzi owner! 🛁😄 #KindnessIsKey"
Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic "OH NO" move – a toddler's version of political drama! 🤣 Just imagine if politicians threw policy papers on the floor and went "OH NO" during debates. 📜💥 Who knows, maybe that's the negotiation tactic we've been missing all along! 😜 #ToddlerPolitics
After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.
Commentary:
"Welcome to 'Sloppy Saucers with Chef Tipsy' – where the dishes aren't the only ones getting cleaned! 🍸🍽️ Get ready for a 'spirited' display of suds and spills as we navigate this tipsy cleanup adventure together! 🥴✨ #CheersToCleanliness"
I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork ⏰☀️. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life 🌙🤷♂️. Balance in the universe, right?"
I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.
Commentary:
"I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"