Funny landing quotes

• In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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  4 weeks ago

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• It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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  1 month ago

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