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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

How do I un-know people?

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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Trending via Twitch:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Going viral on Discord:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Just shared via Threads:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Trending via X:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Spotted on Twitch:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Funny landing quotes ✈️ bring a burst of laughter to those moments when planes touch down or websites load unexpectedly! Whether you’re a travel junkie or a web surfer, these witty lines 💬 add a lighthearted twist to the everyday. Ready to laugh your way through smooth arrivals and seamless clicks? Let’s dive into the funniest takes that make every landing a highlight! 😄🌍🚀

New funny landing quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Commentary:
Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
2 weeks ago
Share →: The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Commentary:
Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Commentary:
"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
4 months ago
Share →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Commentary:
🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome
5 months ago
Share →: It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Commentary:
👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏
6 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Commentary:
"Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Making waves on Threads:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Shared recently on Discord:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Live now on LinkedIn:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Just landed via Facebook:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Just shared via Threads:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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