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Looks like the last minute is the real MVP of my schedule! 😂⏰✨
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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.
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Looks like the socializing hangover is real! 😂🥴📅 I'll see you in 2024.
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
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Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️
Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.
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Guess I'll start calling him Dave Foo Fighters from now on! 🎸😄
Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.
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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures
WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.
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Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.
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When your code problem is so unique that even the internet raises its hands in surrender 🤷♂️💻 #CodeMystery
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉