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148 Funny last quotes

Funny last quotes 😂🥳 are the ultimate mic drops of the afterlife, where humor takes its final bow. These witty parting words are like the punchline to life’s grand joke, reminding us to laugh until the very end. Whether it’s a cheeky farewell or a clever twist, these quotes prove that even when the curtain falls, a sense of humor never fades. Dive in for a chuckle-worthy journey through the witty wisdom of those who exited with style! 🎭✨

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

He took my last fry, your honor.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I had too much to think last night.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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