83 Funny late quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

  Commentary:
  "Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "long story short" – the ultimate signal that you're already in for a narrative marathon! 🏃‍♂️💨 It's like putting a speed bump after driving through a pot-hole-ridden road. 🚗😂 Just embrace the inevitable tale-telling adventure and settle in for the long haul! 🎢✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

  Commentary:
  "No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate"

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