Funny lightning quotes

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  20 hours ago

  Share →: It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

  Commentary:
  When Mother Nature puts on a free light show, you bring snacks and call it a front-row seat experience! 🌩️👀🍿

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the gods are on a coffee break when it comes to dealing with us mortals! ⚡️☕️😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mother Nature needs to work on her sound production team! 🌩️🤔 Who's this mysterious thunder button guy and does he have a backup plan for those occasional delays? 😂⏰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

  Commentary:
  "Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"

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