111 Funny living quotes

• The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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  2 months ago

  cost, dinner, economy, food, having, high, humor, lifestyle, living, nap, sleep, thinking

• Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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  2 months ago

  cost, expenses, funeral, humor, just, life, living, longer, mortality, people, seen, wonder

• Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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  2 months ago

  exhausting, expectations, humor, living, motivation, potential, reality, self-improvement, sounds

• The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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  2 months ago

  alone, chores, dishes, domestic, domestic life, humor, life, living, living alone, responsibility, trouble, turn

• I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, decision, fashion, humor, i, irony, life, living, norms, pajamas, people, public, social, social norms

• And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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  2 months ago

  chores, cleaning, family, home, humor, i, irony, keep, life, living, motivation, thought

• The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, annoyance, best, daily, daily routine, family, humor, living, living situation, parent, parents, routine, situation, sleep, thing, waking, waking up

• Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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  2 months ago

  broken, chaos, children, frat, frat house, house, humor, living, parenting, sleep, throwing, throwing up

• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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  2 months ago

  furniture, humor, irony, joke, living, own, sell, trouble

• We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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  2 months ago

  change, fergalicious, humor, living, society, times

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