14 Funny lord quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

  Commentary:
  "Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

  Commentary:
  Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
  Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙‍♂️🌱
  It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝‍♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"

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