42 Funny lose quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

  Commentary:
  "Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

  Commentary:
  🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Life isn't a fairy tale, folks! 🧚‍♀️👠 Unless you find yourself at a party losing your shoe at midnight – then it's safe to say you've had one too many fairy tale cocktails! 🍸🌙 Just call yourself Cinderella and stumble back home!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

  Commentary:
  "Teach a man to fish, and… let's hope he doesn't forget to pack his fishing rod this time! 🎣 Don't leave your fishy fate in the hands of forgetfulness, folks! 🐠"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old weight loss mystery revealed: it's not the exercise, it's the inability to snack that does the trick! 🤔🍔💪 Who knew the real workout was resisting temptation. 😆 #FitnessHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

  Commentary:
  "Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"

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