Funny luggage quotes

• I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, bring, family, guilt, humor, i, joke, know, luggage, me, mom, parenting, relationships, sarcasm, send, shell, travel, trip, visiting

• His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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  1 month ago

  confetti, destination, dollar, heavy, humor, luggage, palm, palm tree, party, Serengeti, store, travel, tree, trees, tux, vomit, wedding

• Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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  1 month ago

  barking, conversation, dog, enjoy, humor, job, luggage, maybe, misunderstanding, officer

• Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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  1 month ago

  airline, bag, bring, everyone, God, humor, luggage, oh, passenger, surprise, think, travel

• Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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  1 month ago

  again, airport, check, dieting, humor, just, lose, loss, luggage, never, pounds, summer, travel, want, weight, weight loss, worry

• Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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  1 month ago

  bored, boredom, communication, getting, humor, just, luggage, message, suitcase, text, travel

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