Funny luggage quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

  Commentary:
  🐶🧳 "Looks like we've got a disgruntled airport security dog on our hands! Maybe he's just trying to tell us he'd rather chase squirrels than sniff out contraband. Who can blame him? Canine career change in progress, Officer! 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 'Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn't think everyone would bring a bag!' 🤷‍♂️✈️ Looks like they underestimated our packing skills again. Brace yourselves for the Tetris challenge of fitting all those bags in the overhead bins! 😂🧳 #TravelStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

  Commentary:
  "Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"

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