18 Funny magic quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

  Commentary:
  🔮💸 "If you suspect someone's been dabbling in the dark arts, just swipe $500 my way and I'll wave my magic credit card to banish that spell! ✨💳 Who needs potions and incantations when you have the power of money, am I right? 😂💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person's ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙‍♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the magician's trick backfired – now he'll have to enjoy a splurge on his own dime! 💳😄 Remember, always read the fine print before using magic for financial gain! ✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like magic runs in the family… and so does the disappearing act! 🎩✨🔮 Poor sisters, they must be tired of pulling those rabbits out of the hat! 🐇😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨🏠 "Can you imagine having a magician as a housemate and not even knowing it? Talk about disappearing acts in plain sight! Guess that's why the rent is always vanishing… 😉🏡"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

  Commentary:
  "Watch closely, as I perform the disappearing act of a lifetime: making this first date magically transform into the last date! 🎩✨ Who knew dating could be a magic show? 🃏 #AbracadabraGoodbye"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  "Watch in amazement as I magically transform into the illusion of competence! 🎩✨ Who needs real skills when you have the power of confidence and good intentions? 😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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