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Funny materialism quotes

Funny materialism quotes πŸ’Έβœ¨ bring a hilarious twist to our obsession with stuff! Whether you’re a shopaholic πŸ›οΈ or just love a good laugh about consumer culture, these witty lines will make you smile πŸ˜„ and think twice about that next purchase. Get ready to giggle 🀣 while reflecting on the crazy world of owning things β€” because sometimes, less really is more! πŸŽ‰πŸ›’

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Posted on2 weeks ago

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Posted on3 weeks ago

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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