Funny materialism quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the real luxury isn't in the handbags, but in planting roots and expanding horizons! 🌱🏞️ Because when it comes to wealth, the best designer is a sprawling piece of land—hoops of gold not included. 💰🌍😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

  Commentary:
  "If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷‍♂️ #LifeWithDogs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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