Funny materialism quotes

• The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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  4 weeks ago

  ambition, aspiration, bags, goal, Gucci, humor, land, luxury, materialism, never, success, wealth

• Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, better, better person, choice, cool, fashion, going, humor, i, jacket, making, materialism, myself, new, person, personal, personal choice, priorities, purchase, self-improvement, working

• If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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  1 month ago

  destroy, dog, dogs, humor, i, life, materialism, money, much, pets, possessions, pretty, same, stuff

• Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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  1 month ago

  better, bicycle, buy, car, cry, crying, happiness, humor, irony, materialism, money, sports, sports car, wealth

• The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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  1 month ago

  desire, expensive, expensive thing, materialism, problem, temptation, thing, things, want

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