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Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
571 Funny media quotes
Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.
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Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛
Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.
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Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.
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When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨🎤📼😆
Internet strangers offer the best advice.
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Why pay for therapy when you have the internet? 🌐🤔🧠
If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.
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Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! 😂📉👊
I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.
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Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱!
Here I am, block me like a hurricane.
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Blocking spammers like a hurricane on a mission! 🌪️🚫🤣
Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.
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Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷♂️📺
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤