571 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! 😂🧹🚫💼

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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"When I dance, even my mirror asks for a refund. 💃🪞😅"

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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"A little kiss? Next thing you know, I’m asking Instagram for dinner and a movie! 💋😂🍿"

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning"