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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Live now on Messenger:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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