Funny quotes mindset

12 Funny mindset quotes

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

1 month ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

2 months ago

I am not in a good place, geographically.

3 months ago

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

3 months ago

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

3 months ago

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

3 months ago

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

3 months ago

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

3 months ago

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

3 months ago

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

3 months ago

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

3 months ago

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

3 months ago