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155 Funny moment quotes

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said "lasagna".

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025