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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.
Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.
That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.
Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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5 months ago
Share →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Commentary:
Trying to recover from a botched high five is like trying to un-send a risky text message… it's just awkward city, population: you and your flailing hand 🤦‍♂️🤝 Don't worry, we've all been there!
5 months ago
Share →: I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Commentary:
"Oh, the elusive "perfect moment" – procrastination's favorite hiding spot! 🕰️⏳ Don't worry, I'm sure it's just around the corner… or maybe the next corner… or the one after that? 😅 #ProcrastinationQueen"
5 months ago
Share →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Commentary:
"Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation"
5 months ago
Share →: If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Commentary:
"Looks like your compliments are causing a climate change in my eyewear! 🌬️👓 Don't stop, I'm just trying to keep it cool and clear here 😎 #FoggyFlattery"
5 months ago
Share →: Farting, but with eye contact.

Commentary:
Oh, so you’re taking farting to a whole new level – now with eye contact 👁️💨! Nothing says "good manners" like asserting dominance in the most unconventional way possible. Next time, maybe throw in a wink for extra flair 😉.
5 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
5 months ago
Share →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Commentary:
"Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Commentary:
"Thank goodness for that! Can you imagine a world where stupidity spreads faster than memes? 😅 Let's protect our brain cells at all costs! 🧠 #GratefulThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Commentary:
"Oh, looks like your spaceship's landing gear is still deployed! 🛸 Let me close the hangar for you before we take off into civilian fashion territory! 🚀👖"
5 months ago
Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"