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4 months ago
Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Commentary:
"Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"
4 months ago
Share →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone has mastered the art of finding the path of least resistance! Who needs hard work when you can outsmart it, right? It takes a special kind of talent to achieve absolutely nothing in the most efficient way possible!
4 months ago
Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
4 months ago
Share →: I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Commentary:
"Setting your alarm to applause for waking up at 7am is a brilliant idea – after all, it's basically a standing ovation for adulting before most people even hit snooze for the first time!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my coffee can't function without my supervision. ☕️😂 Who knew I had such an essential role in the world of caffeine? #CoffeeAddict"
4 months ago
Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Commentary:
"Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we'll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Commentary:
Hey there, friend! 🌟 Just a gentle reminder that Monday blues are temporary – you've got this! 💪 Remember, it's not the end of the world, it's just the start of the week! 😁 Keep calm and Monday on! 🚀 #MondayMotivation
4 months ago
Share →: Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Commentary:
"Who needs revenge when you can just outshine them with those killer muscles? 💪😏 Exercise: the ultimate enemy-destroying weapon with a side of endorphins! 🏋️‍♂️🔥 #SweatinNotStressin"
4 months ago
Share →: People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal 'work in progress' anthem – more like a masterpiece in procrastination! 🎨😂 At this rate, they'll have a full gallery of not-so-masterpieces in no time. Keep up the non-work, folks! 👩‍🎨💼"
4 months ago
Share →: Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Commentary:
🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"