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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Freshly posted on Discord:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Seen just now on Slack:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Going viral on Messenger:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Seen just now on Discord:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Trending via Slack:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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