12 Funny nickname quotes

Needlenose in HR says we can't use nicknames anymore.

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You're so cultured I'mma start calling you Yogurt.

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whoever was the first to shorten "Richard" down to "Dick" must have really hated that guy.

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Pet owners be like "this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!"

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025