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12 Funny nickname quotes

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

2 months ago

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

2 months ago

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

2 months ago

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

2 months ago

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

3 months ago

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

3 months ago

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

3 months ago

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

3 months ago

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

3 months ago

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

3 months ago

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

3 months ago

My nickname in high school was “who?”

3 months ago