26 Funny nickname quotes

• Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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  2 weeks ago

  barista, called, coffee, coffee shop, feeling, getting, humor, interaction, love, male, me, mixed, mixed signal, nickname, say, shop, signal, signals, today, upset, yesterday

• “I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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  3 weeks ago

  Abdul, cracking, daughter, giving, humor, identity, male, male name, name, nickname, nobody, parenting

• I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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  2 months ago

  alcoholic, alcoholic beverage, beverage, blood, Blood of Mannaroth, dew, drink, fantasy, green, green drink, humor, i, mannaroth, mix, mixing, mixing drink, mountain, Mountain Dew, nickname, orc, used, vodka

• Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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  2 months ago

  dog, family, grandpa, humor, joke, loud, nickname, pet, snore

• Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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  2 months ago

  hr, humor, Needlenose, nickname, policy, workplace

• The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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  2 months ago

  affection, endearment, humor, i, nickname, relationship

• He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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  2 months ago

  Andre, giant, humor, i, just, nickname, observation, own, self-identification, think, wit

• You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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  2 months ago

  calling, clever, cultured, humor, nickname, start, wordplay, yogurt

• Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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  2 months ago

  Dick, dislike, guy, humor, joke, name, nickname, Richard, wordplay

• Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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  2 months ago

  Bob, humor, joke, name, name joke, nicholasname, nickname, Robert, wordplay

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