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5 months ago
Share →: Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Commentary:
"Dear LOL, you're like the trusty sidekick in my communication adventures – always ready to fill the awkward silences with laughter! 🤣🙌 #ThankYouLOL"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Commentary:
"Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets
5 months ago
Share →: I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I love change, as long as everything stays exactly the same' approach. 🤣 Embracing change while seeking comfort in familiarity, a true masterpiece in contradicting oneself! 🔄🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing… It's a real challenge when you're not sure if you've truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be 'un-done' like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of 'nothingness' with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️"
5 months ago
Share →: How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer luxury of being so productive in our laziness! 💤 It's like a full-time job… minus the effort. 😂 Who knew doing nothing could be such hard work? 🤔 #ProfessionalProcrastinator"
5 months ago
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"