20 Funny opportunity quotes

• Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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  2 months ago

  benefits, connection, father, friends, getting, humor, internship, job, me, network, opportunity, relationship

• Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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  2 months ago

  call, came, creativity, dental, dentures, humor, missed, name, opportunity, substitooths, wordplay

• There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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  2 months ago

  action, advice, humor, life, life advice, mistake, never, opportunity, perfect, perfection, time

• Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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  2 months ago

  acting, average, average person, dafoe, different, even, film, film industry, industry, movie, Nosferatu, opportunity, person, uniqueness, willem, Willem Dafoe

• Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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  2 months ago

  back, humor, just, later, life, opportunity, patience, timing

• I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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  2 months ago

  career, choices, desires, housewife, humor, i, job, life, life choices, opportunity, rich, take

• Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adulting, appreciate, being, choices, headspace, humor, i, job, just, life, life choices, opportunity, position, responsibility, right, stepping, stepping down, thinking

• Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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  3 months ago

  activity, away, country, cross, cross country, dating, existed, fun, fun activity, high-speed, high-speed rail, lovers, opportunity, rail, relationships, think, transportation, travel

• I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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  3 months ago

  communication, correct, humor, husband, i, love, marriage, me, opportunity, pass, relationship, wrong

• Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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  3 months ago

  excitement, exciting, finding, frustration, humor, i, insomnia, keep, opportunity, pissed, pissed off, sleep

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