16 Funny opportunity quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, opportunity certainly has a knack for showing up at the most inconvenient times, doesn't it? 🕰️ Maybe it's trying to keep us on our toes or maybe it just has a twisted sense of humor! 😅 Just remember, when opportunity knocks, you better answer, even if you're in your pajamas! 🚪💼"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can have a 24/7 lavish lifestyle, am I right? 💁‍♀️💰 Just imagine trading in your work pants for designer robes and swapping that morning commute for a leisurely spa day at home! #LivingTheDream"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

  Commentary:
  "Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare moment when a husband willingly opens the door to being corrected… Such a brave soul! 🤣 Here's to seizing those precious opportunities with gusto! 💁‍♀️🔥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of "opportunity knocks, but it's just to annoy you instead of it bringing you joy." 🚪😤 Who knew frustration could be so persistent and exhausting, right? Maybe it's time for opportunity to knock a little quieter next time, or just bring some chocolate instead! 🍫😅

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