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"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"
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- I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.
- I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
- Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
- Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.
- Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
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"Ah, the rare moment when a husband willingly opens the door to being corrected… Such a brave soul! 🤣 Here's to seizing those precious opportunities with gusto! 💁♀️🔥" -
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Sounds like a classic case of "opportunity knocks, but it's just to annoy you instead of it bringing you joy." 🚪😤 Who knew frustration could be so persistent and exhausting, right? Maybe it's time for opportunity to knock a little quieter next time, or just bring some chocolate instead! 🍫😅
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- Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
- Why can’t opportunity just come back later?
- Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
- So many mistakes to make, so little time.
- Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
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