56 Funny order quotes

• I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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  3 weeks ago

  dining, else, etiquette, expensive, generosity, humor, me, money, order, parents, paying, raise, situation, social, social situation, someone, something, upbringing

• Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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  3 weeks ago

  almost, anything, awkward, awkward moment, barista, coffee, else, humor, i, moment, order, said, stability

• As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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  3 weeks ago

  chip, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, help, humor, i, just, OCD, order, pringle, respect, snack, someone

• I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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  3 weeks ago

  binge, binge-watching, control, fingerprint, fingerprints, humor, i, law, Law and Order, much, order, remote, remote control, turn, TV, watch, watching, wipe

• Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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  3 weeks ago

  bed, bedtime, canceling, canceling date, cancelling, care, date, early, early night, humor, i, night, order, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care

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