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5 months ago
Share →: I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
5 months ago
Share →: I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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"Looks like someone's taking 'chilling out' to a whole new level! ❄️😜 Who knew snow could be so steamy! 🔥❄️ #WinterCourseGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
5 months ago
Share →: You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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☀️ Just when you're ready for some fun in the sun, life throws you a curveball in the form of a couch that refuses to cooperate! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew furniture could be so sassy? Maybe it just wants its moment in the spotlight too! 🤷‍♀️ #CouchProblems #SunshineStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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"Who knew hiking could be so controversial 😂⛰️ Don't worry, there are plenty of other dictators out there with alternative date plans! 🏞️ #SwipeLeft"
5 months ago
Share →: Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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"Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁‍♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Commentary:
"Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?"