175 Funny personality quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! 💕🥊 Who knew it had such a romantic side? 😄 #ImmuneSystemGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

  Commentary:
  Well, move over Spotify! 🎵🔥 Looks like the real chart-topper has arrived and it's not available for streaming! 😂💁‍♂️ Who needs a playlist when you're the ultimate hit single? 🌟 #TrendingOnMyOwnTerms

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "I consume so much coffee, my mere presence is like a caffeine overload! Sorry for the jitters, folks – blame it on the beans!" 😄 #CoffeeFiend #CaffeineCraze

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, who knew water could be so smooth with the pick-up lines! 🌊💦 Looks like this person is making a splash with their flirting game – who could resist someone with such a refreshing sense of humor? 😉 #DiveIntoLove

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