The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Posted on22 hours ago
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Posted on2 days ago
Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble. Posted on3 days ago
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Posted on5 days ago