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13 Funny plant quotes

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

1 month ago

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

1 month ago

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

2 months ago

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

2 months ago

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

3 months ago

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

3 months ago

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

3 months ago

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

3 months ago

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

3 months ago

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

3 months ago

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

3 months ago

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

3 months ago

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

3 months ago