15 Funny plate quotes

• Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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  4 days ago

  boo, celery, food, getting, hot, hot wing, humor, jealousy, plate, relationship, treated, wing

• Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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  2 months ago

  cause, delicious, dishes, dishwashing, doing, food, hate, humor, i, laziness, paper, paper plate, plate, red, rose, roses, taco, tacos

• Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, capable, car, eat, eating, every, front, humor, i, plate, poop, poops, porch, revenge, show, time, wing, wings

• I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, bring, car, date, dinner, family, food, humor, i, meet, plate, relationship, situation

• Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, animal, dog, effort, food, humor, pet, plate, view

• I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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  2 months ago

  approachable, carrying, food, humor, interaction, joke, nachos, perfectly, plate, snack, social, social interaction

• There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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  2 months ago

  food, friendship, humor, keep, life, people, plate, relationships, steal, types

• Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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  2 months ago

  attention, blue, galaxy, humor, overheating, owner, planet, plate, small, tectonic, tectonic plate, vehicle

• If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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  2 months ago

  after, charcuterie, denial, eating, finished, food, humor, licking, me, party, plate, saw, snack

• Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cheese, dining, eat, experience, food, food experience, fun, fun activity, grilled, grilled cheese, half, hipster, hipster restaurant, humor, license, love, old, old license plate, plate, quirky, quirky dining, restaurant

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