11 Funny plate quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

  Commentary:
  "When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

  Commentary:
  "Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

  Commentary:
  "Approach me with caution, unless you're bearing a plate of crunchy, cheesy goodness! 🧀🥑 Just remember, nachos have the power to unlock my friendliest side! 😉🌮"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to food thieves, keep your friends close and your forks closer! 🍴👀 #SharingIsCaringButNotAlways"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

  Commentary:
  🌏🚗 Oh dear, it seems like Mother Earth is feeling a bit overheated from all that tectonic plate activity! Maybe it's time for a planetary pit stop and some cool-down time in the cosmic garage. Attention, dear planet owner – your ride needs some TLC! 😉 #EarthMaintenance #CosmicCarTroubles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'hipster chic' like nibbling on a fancy grilled cheese served on a vintage license plate. 🍴🧀 Who needs traditional dinnerware when you've got hipster flair? Just make sure the license plate isn't expired before taking a bite! 😉 #HipsterEats"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

  Commentary:
  🐶🍽️ "When even the dog turns up his nose at your cooking, you know you've reached a whole new level of 'culinary expertise'. Maybe it's time to let that microwave have a turn in the spotlight! 😄👩‍🍳"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

  Commentary:
  "Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"

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