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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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