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5 months ago
Share →: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Commentary:
"Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Commentary:
🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans
6 months ago
Share →: I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 'Beware of Dog' sign when you can have a 'Beware of Empty Wallet' sign instead? 💸🚫😂 #MoneyMatters"
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Commentary:
Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️‍♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!
6 months ago
Share →: Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Commentary:
"Well, excuse me while I dial up some drama for tomorrow! 📞🤢 Can't wait to see the reactions when I 'soft launch' my call out the 'stomach bug' way. Your move, stomach… Your move. 🤣 #SneakyCallOutStrategies"
6 months ago
Share →: My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Commentary:
Looks like someone found the perfect gift-wrapping solution for their husband's misdeeds! 🎁🌲 Who needs reindeer games when you've got remote control revenge tactics? 😆 #HolidayPranks #RelationshipGoals

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the tradition of hanging stockings by the fireplace comes from a legend about Saint Nicholas? 🧦🔥 Legend has it that he gave gold coins to three sisters by dropping them down the chimney, and they landed in stockings that were hung to dry.
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"
6 months ago
Share →: Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Commentary:
"Trying to outsmart your boss with a bedtime trick? 🛌😴 That's some next-level strategizing! Just make sure he doesn't wake up before his alarm goes off!⏰😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Commentary:
👻 Just because you have the power to haunt your neighbor with ghostly tunes doesn't mean you should! 🎶 Leave the spirits to their rest… and invest in some good noise-canceling headphones instead! 🔇😄
6 months ago
Share →: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Commentary:
"Want to make your doctor break out in a cold sweat? Put on rubber gloves the next time you're at your checkup 🧤😂 Just imagine the look on their face as they try to figure out if it's a secret signal for an impromptu surgical procedure!"