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5 months ago
Share →: That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Commentary:
Ah, the symphony of kitchen mishaps! 🎶 Closing the cupboard door only to hear the crash of a falling item – a subtle reminder that sometimes life's problems are just waiting to surprise you like an unexpected guest. 😂 It's like a game of culinary Jenga in there! 🏗️ #CupboardChronicles
5 months ago
Share →: Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the eco-friendly solution to saving our oceans! Who knew turtles could have a plastic makeover? 🐢🌊 Let's just hope they don't mistake a plastic straw for a snack! 😜🥤 #RecycleAndRoll"
$Funny problem quotes - I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.$

5 months ago
Share →: I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic math dilemma – solving one problem only to be ambushed by three more! 🤯 It's like a never-ending game of mathematical whack-a-mole! 🤓 Keep bringing on those problems, math whiz! 💪🔢 #MathMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Commentary:
"Trying to find a new job when you're already happily employed is like trying to find a better meal after devouring a delicious feast…why ruin a good thing? 🍔😅 #FirstWorldProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous
5 months ago
Share →: Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bar when you're serving up some top-shelf H2O, am I right? 💦😂 Stay hydrated, folks! #ThirstyThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Commentary:
Oh, the evolution of human laziness! Why break a sweat outdoors when you can conquer the almighty staircase in all its glory? 🧗‍♂️ Who needs the thrill of clinging to a cliff when you can bravely tackle the treacherous journey from the first floor to the second… and maybe even the third if you're feeling extra adventurous? 😂 Just remember, the real challenge isn't the climb itself but trying to look cool while doing it with your office bag
5 months ago
Share →: I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal optimist! 🤦‍♂️ Turning simple problems into epic sagas since forever. It's like adding fuel to the fire and then wondering why it got hotter 🔥. Who needs a solution when you can have a spectacle, right? 🤣 #LifeOfProblemSolver
5 months ago
Share →: I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Commentary:
"Ah, good ol' self-reflection at its finest! When in doubt, always trust the committee of 'me, myself, and I.' 🤔🤷‍♂️ #TeamNoBlameGame"
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Commentary:
"Who needs looks when you can't even see 'em clearly anyway? 😂 Aging gracefully with a good sense of humor and a touch of near-sightedness! 👵🤓"