347 Funny procrastination quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.
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  2 months ago

  View →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I need to start hiding my money from myself.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.
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  2 months ago

  View →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”
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  3 months ago

  View →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Hold on, let me overthink this.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Later is the best time to do anything.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
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  3 months ago

  View →: I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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