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5 months ago
Share →: The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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"Move over, regular cows, the Cash cows are here to moooo-tivate the herd! 🐄💰 Who needs milk when you can have money? 😂💸 #CashCows"
5 months ago
Share →: Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Looks like Tupperware couldn't contain the news of their bankruptcy after all! 🙊🔒 Let's hope they can snap on a new strategy and bounce back stronger than ever! 💪🍲 #TupperwareTroubles
5 months ago
Share →: Drilling for oil is well boring.

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"Drilling for oil is basically just earth's way of telling us to dig deep for excitement…or at least some black gold! 🛢️💤 #MondayMood"
5 months ago
Share →: A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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"Who knew that driving could be so tasty? 🚗🍛 Next time you see a curryer on the road, make way for some delicious deliveries! 😄 #CurryOnTheGo"
5 months ago
Share →: If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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🎄🎅 "If you like Christmas so much, why don't you merry it? Because who needs mistletoe when you can just marry Santa?" 😉💍 Embrace the holiday spirit all year round with your very own jolly ol' fella! 🎁✨ #ChristmasEveryday
5 months ago
Share →: How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Well, it's a missed opportunity for some paw-ssible pun-ishment! 🐾💥 Maybe they were worried it would be too fluffy for Deadpool's tough image! 🐶🦄 #Deadpoolproblems
5 months ago
Share →: An electric car is just another electric chair.

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"Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it's a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience"
5 months ago
Share →: Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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"Why did the chicken stay silent during the brainstorming session? 🐔 Because it couldn't think outside the bawks! 🤣 Maybe it just needed to hatch a better idea! 🐣💡"
5 months ago
Share →: Icarus loved hot wings.

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Looks like Icarus flew too close to the spicy sun! 🔥🍗 Next time, he should stick to mild flavors and avoid any wings with a fiery kick. 😅🌞 #LessonLearned #WingFail
5 months ago
Share →: A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Commentary:
Looks like that camel really knows how to take happy hour into its own hands! 🐪🍸 Bet he just wanted a hump-day cocktail! 🐪🍹 Hope he doesn't get the "hump" over this mix-up! 🤣🍷