46 Funny religion quotes

• So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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  3 months ago

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• I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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  4 months ago

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• When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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  4 months ago

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• Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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  5 months ago

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• I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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  5 months ago

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• This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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  5 months ago

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