Funny rose quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

  Commentary:
  Well, I must say, you truly do exude an aura of elegance and tranquility that suggests you are the ultimate spa aficionado! 🛁🌹✨ It's like you do more than just sip on chamomile tea – you practically bathe in it with all the floral trimmings! 🌺🕯️ Keep shining bright, lavender bubble bath connoisseur! 🌟😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

  Commentary:
  🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

  Commentary:
  "Living the royal life with that king-sized bed like Rose hogging that door in Titanic! 👑🛏️ Who needs a Jack when you can spread out like a queen! 😂 #queenofmybed #royaltreatment"

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