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Funny rose quotes
Sep 23
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: Roses are red. I’m going to bed.
Sep 23
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: Roses are pink. I need a drink.
Sep 23
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: Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
Sep 22
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: Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.
Sep 22
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: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
Sep 22
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: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
Sep 22
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: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.
