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Funny rose quotes

Funny rose quotes add a lighthearted twist to the beauty of this classic flower! 🌹😂 Whether it’s poking fun at its thorns or the symbolism of romance, these witty lines bring a playful vibe to the timeless rose. Enjoy the laughs while appreciating the charm of this floral icon! 😄🌺

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

2 months ago

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

3 months ago

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

3 months ago

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

3 months ago

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Funny rose quotes

Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.