Funny round quotes

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I've been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I'm just going to stick with it and see it through.

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don't need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves." Oh dear, you thought wrong.

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025