Funny round quotes

• Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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  analogy, box, eaten, eating, humor, once, packaging, pizza, pizza slice, round, shape, slice, square, square box, triangle, understand, understanding, why, women

• Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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  activity, actually, clothes, cute, fashion, fun, fun activity, girls, humor, just, round, saying, shop, shopping, touching, walk

• My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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  corner, Earth, girl, humor, joke, love, me, mother, relationship, round

• I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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  beginning, bus, humor, observation, perspective, round, think, wheels

• I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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  direction, Earth, going, humor, journey, just, life, optimism, perspective, round, self-reflection, stick, wrong, wrong direction

• 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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  90s, cloning, Earth, flat earth, Flat Earther, humor, last, Mars, robot, round, science, scientists, sheep, time, today

• I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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  around, character, comedy, Halloween, humor, i, me, need, personality, quirky, round, strange, strange character, year, year round

• When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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  adorable, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, circling, fluffy, food, humor, round, shark

• “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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  awkward, conversation, humor, i, nice, oh, ourself, room, round, say, social, thought, wrong

• If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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  camera, humor, lens, photography, picture, pictures, round, square

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