Funny round quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

  Commentary:
  "Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  ⭐️🌍 "Well, looks like this poor guy is stuck on a spinning dilemma! 🔄🌏 Here's hoping he doesn't get too dizzy trying to find that girl in every corner! 🔄🚶‍♂️ Maybe he should invest in a good pair of walking shoes… or a globe! 🌐😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear passengers, seems like some of you are riding the struggle bus instead of the one with wheels that actually go round and round! 🚌😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone tries to reinvent the wheel…literally! 🔄🤪 #LostInTransit

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

  Commentary:
  "Who says taking the scenic route isn't a valid life strategy? 🌍 Keep on circling that globe, my friend! Maybe you'll stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way…or at least a good snack stop! 🌮😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

  Commentary:
  Who needs Halloween when everyday life is already full of strange characters? 👻🎃 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the never-ending show! Just remember to keep some extra candy on hand for those unexpected tricksters that pop up throughout the year. 🍬😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'icebreaker' move – setting the stage for awkward oversharing since forever! 🙈 Next time, perhaps we can just stick to the usual names and job titles…unless someone wants to reveal their secret talent of eating an entire pizza in one sitting! 🍕😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

  Commentary:
  📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"

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