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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
5 days ago
My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
4 weeks ago
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.
2 months ago
I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
3 months ago
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.
3 months ago
I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
3 months ago
When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
3 months ago
“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
3 months ago
If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
3 months ago